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The entire point of this post is for my daughter's benefit alone.
She fucking LOVES Whole Foods, and any other store that advertises it sells non-GMO organically grown products.
My daughter reads food labels like lonely middle aged men read the back of porn DVDs.
"Nope too much fat in this one."
"Nope too many unnatural additives in that one."
She quite literally drives me crazy by judging the foods I eat, which in my defense are pretty healthy, by some unnatural standard that I could only achieve if I lived off of berries and bark in the woods near my house.
And even then she would probably be upset if she was not convinced that I had humanely harvested the tree bark without causing any pain to the tree.
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